Something pounded into my head jolting me from my dream. I opened my eyes, already guessing what it had been.

I reached over and turned off the blaring radio. Most my days start out this way.

My brother and his friends never get tired of pulling the same prank on me, i mean come on people who actually likes waking up to punk rock music turned up loud enough to blow the windows out? Oh right, my brother and his friends.

Alright, you proubley had enough of my whining, but, since this is about me, i don't care.

I'm Jade Colleen Margera, don't pass my middle name around. I'm Bam's little sister and i get the stupid ass question of 'Are you adopted?' 5 times a week.

Well, i'm 4 years younger and 5 inches shorter then Bam, with raven black hair and dark brown eyes so i'm adopted, right? Wrong, far from it, just cause my hair is darker and i'm the only person in my screw up family with brown eyes doesn't mean i'm adopted.So there you go.

So i got out of bed, put on jeans sneakers and a tube top grabed my board and headed downstairs. Oh great, the mtv crew is here already. I shouldn't sound so surpised, i knew we where filming today.

"Dico where the hell are you?" Bam yells as i head down to the pirate bar.

"Bam, Bran's down here!" I yell, pulling away orange juice carton Dico is drinking from.

"Hey!" he protests as i set it down on the table.

Bam walks into the pirate bar. I turn to face my brother.

"Thanks for the crappy wake up." i tell him glareing. He cracks that trademark smile of his and i can't help but smile back.

"You jerk off." I say shoveing him. He laughs and tackles me to the floor.

"Your both dildos." Dico says laughing.

"What the hell are dildos?" Dunn asks as he and Raab come down the stairs.

"Dico your a double dildo." i tell him getting up. Everyone is laughing now.

"What did yous vulcan idiots do now?" Vito followed by Ape and Phil comes down stairs.

"Vulcan idiots" I wisper to Bam who laughs again.

"Vito guess what we are doing to today." my brother says.

"What Bam?" Vito asks.

"I don't know." Bam answers.

"What do you mean you don't know?" Dunn asks.

"Aww dude." Raab says he looks at Bam then turns to look at me.

A smirk appers on my lips. Bam catches it the same smirk appering on his face. His eyes flash and i know mine flash back.

We are thinking the same thing, the same plan begins to take form in our minds. Without a word, Bam and i leave the room, Dico Raab and Dunn following behind.