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Sami
By ecks/wtflol
Chapter 7
"Read the
package. What color does blue mean?" Bam asked, this being his first pregnancy test.
"Oh, Bam. I'm pregnant!" Sami
said as she hugged Bam.
"When should we tell our families?"
"I'll tell mine tommorow.Bam, you should tell
your's tonight at dinner."
"I know they'll be so happy."
"Good, now let's make Jess's hell day happen."
"How
should we do it?"
"Well, you're Bam Margera. You should know."
~Jess's hell day~
"Dunn, not yet!" Bam
said as they gathered around Jess's bed at 5:00am.
They were planning on putting spiders and crabs on Jess's bed.
"When?They're
getting fussy in this bucket!" Dunn was holding the crabs.
"Shut up, dumbass!" Sami said.
"Hey, when do I
let them out?" Bran said.
He was holding the spiders.
"Ready-set-now!" Bam said.
They opened up the
buckets and threw the creatures on his bed.They waited until...
"Ow! What the hell?" Jess said as he looked up.
He
saw them laughing.
"Ouch!Something just-.Ow!Ow!Ow!" As he said that the crew laughed harder.
"Oh no, not spiders.I
have a spider phobia,whatever it's called.Aaahhhhh!" he screamed liked Mum-mum.
"HA!This is just the beginning, Jess!"Bam
said.
With that they walked out of the room.
"Wait, you guys aren't gonna clean this up for me?"
"Guys?"
They suddenly heard Jess fall out of bed and run out of his room with just boxers on.
"For fucks sake," Bam
said,"put some clothes on!"
"I'm not going back in there."
"Fine then, just go around all day with boxers
on.By the way,they rescheduled a CKY concert tonight,in St. Louis."
"Oh, shit."
"It's where you played your
show in 2002.At the Galaxy."
"I thought that place got burned down."
"Nope."
"I liked that place so
I'm not too pissed about it but, how the hell am I supposed to get my clothes with all that crap in there?"
"That's
your problem." Sami said.
"I thought you we're gonna be the nice one?"
"You thought wrong."
Then after
a long silence and Jess's begging, they went to get some breakfast.
~**~
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