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Viva La Jade
By punk_of_a_tombut
Chapter 2
"Is
it just me or are they getting creepy?" Dico wispers to Raab and Dunn. I laugh as we go outside. Glomb and Rake meet us in
the driveway.
"What's goin on guys? " Glomb asks. I walk around Vito's new car, grinning like 5 year old on christimas
morning.
"Yeah, but we aren't allowed to screw with Vito's cars anymore." Dico says.
" No, Bam isn't allowed
to screw with Vito's cars anymore. I'm still allowed to do whatever the fuck i want." I tell him.
"So while Jade is
doing shit to Vito's car, what the hell are we doing?" Dunn asks.
"Bam get away from my car!" Vito comes out.
I
kick the window.
"Oops" the crew laughs at the shattered window.
"Vito, when we made that deal, we didn't
say anything about Jade. So your car is screwed." Bam laughs.
"Yous can't do that. I'll calla the fligging cops on
yous assies." Vito yells
"They'll just laugh at ya Vito. Trust me." Dunn says
"Yous the smart one. Leave my
car alone. Come on." I laugh off Vito's commit
"Okay Vito tell you what, i'm gonna finsh this and then I'll get you
a ride." I kick another window.
'Whatever. Thanks a lot Jade." Vito went back in the house.
"Jade, I'm leaving
you Dunn and Raab. Please, make his car suck. Everyone else is comeing with me. I have a plan."
"How come Dunn gets
to fuck with Vito's car?" Dico asks Bam
"Cause he's a good fucker. Unlike you Dico."
"Please tell me there
is no pun intended." Glomb started looking sick
"Your right, Raab fucks much better." I grinned
"Hey, ours
was a one night stand, it doesn't count." Dico whined.
"I think it's about time for you to leave, Dico." I pushed
him into Bam's hummer.
"ow"
"You idiot"
I turned around. "What the hell?"
"Raab just kicked
the fender."
"What are you two, 5 years old? We have work to do."
"Yeah right"
SLAP
Raab
laughed as Dunn put a hand to his face.
SLAP
"Get to work."
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